What the sparkle farting panda am I doing here?

Ask me about things.   This waste of space.

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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— 3 days ago with 73441 notes

chocolatekitten19:

 You hear that? That is the sound of my heart breaking.

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— 1 week ago with 298848 notes
videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

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— 1 week ago with 61960 notes
perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

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— 3 weeks ago with 287243 notes

tomiswatching:

peaceypanic:

fearisdead:

missythemermaid:

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

are you fucking for real

Oh man, i was actually looking for this the other day.

Yay it’s back to remind me of something awesome I haven’t gotten done yet

this is fucking sick

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— 4 weeks ago with 364966 notes

hoiist:

wethatkindoforc:

dancingheartwiththeponies:

I saw this on some website I can’t remember and I had to share it. It’s not mine, but it makes me laugh so much.

THIS IS SO STUPID FUNNY

you think thats great, go see the rest

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— 1 month ago with 2819 notes

katyamola:

funky-butt:

When Gordon Met Chell

image

THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER WANTED

EVEN USING FUCKING SIGN LANGUAGGEEEGEEEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGG

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— 1 month ago with 45310 notes

zizicat:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

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— 1 month ago with 1173943 notes

outofcontextdnd:

Player: “I ask the dark all knowing voice in my head if I can have some candy.”

*Nat 20 on Diplomacy*

DM: “…You find a jar of candy.”

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— 1 month ago with 1132 notes